How to survive a horror movie

1) First things first! never ever investigate strange noises that sounds  off in dark areas. This rule shoud simply be obeyed .
2) never say "I 'll be right back . You won't be back.
3) Make sure your vehicle has a fresh battery at all occasions.
4) Never go in dark rooms.
5) Never be a blonde girl with big boobs
6) Never be an arrogant person.
7)Never run upstairs if you are being chased by an kiiller or monster.Your just walkiing to your own death because your only way out will be to jump.
8) If there are rumors about an evil force that goes around your town you should move some where far away from that place
9) If you found an unusual object that was you found on the ground , don't try to find out what it is and certainly don't tell anyone about the object. Just put it down and walk away.
10) Don't try to solve an puzzle that opens an portal to hell nonless you wanna die.
11) Puzzle boxes are not toys.
12) Don't try to protect the girlfriend just run!
13) If you and a girlfriend/boyfriend were driving  and see a man with a mask on the side of the road. For gods sake don't fight em.
14.The dog can protect himself.
15) Don't cuddle your boyfriend/girlfriend when your in a scary situation.
16)Don't ask weird looking people for help.
17) Stay away from certain geographical locations such as: Amityville,Elm Street, Transylvania, Nilbog , Bermuda Triangle, Crystal Lake , or any small town in Maine.
18) Stay away from people that have sharp teeth and skin is pale.
19)Don't make fun of dead things , and don't take anything from the dead.
20 Stay far away from graves, tombs , crypts , mausoleum, indian burial grounds, pet semetaryies and other places for the dead.
21. Don't wait until you need the gun to check to see if its loaded.
22.Always have on running shoes and not high heels or any other shoe that is hard to run in.
23. Stay away from people bearing tools such as: chains saws,bandsaws, hedge trimmers, staple guns, electrical carving, Knives, butane torches or any deathly device made from an deceased companion.
24 Showing skin=death
25. Don't be the funny guy that makes jokes all the time .
26. Never take showers., not less you wanna die naked.
27. Listen to crazy looking people that tells you the evil that lurks around.
28. If a door was locked , don't try to open it.
29.If you hear a rumor about an huanted house , and someone offers 1 million dollars for whoever stays over night . Do NOT take the offer .
30. Always be nice to the unpopular girl in you neighborhood/school.
31) never go to parties at high schools, old mansions or any rural area.
32)Never say "Who's there??" its an deathwish.
33) If your house was built by a cemetery , church, or graveyard you should move.
34) never have sex , stay a virgin.
35) never go to the summer camp , if a killer is on the loose.